Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
This is my gift to your gina
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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