Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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