how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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