Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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