He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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