y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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