Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
soo... how was my night?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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