Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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i dont even know how to be here
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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