I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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