I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
We have started to decorate penises.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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