We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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