No stitches, just platelets and will power
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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