Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she woke up with a sticky ear
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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