With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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