he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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