That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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