You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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