Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Randomize
