I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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