the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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