Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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