So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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