im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
so explain again why im purple
no
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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