Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
sex in a hospital.. check
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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