I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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