No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
