she kept yelling 'call me bella'
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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