after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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