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go home
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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