they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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