He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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