lets start a swedish sibling band together
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
MIDGETS
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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