Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize