I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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