This girl is more easily done than said...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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