One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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