I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
