The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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