Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
This house was built for laser tag.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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