It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Less talking, more tequila
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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