I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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