ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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