So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
