I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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