yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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