just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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