just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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