I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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