So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
A+ Viking dick
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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