with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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