imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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