Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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