We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Also, beer. Big fan.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Randomize
