it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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