i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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